The Revolution has Begun!!!
I have seen the light. The errors in my ways. My life has taken a new meaning. I saw the greatest authoritarian figure to ever grace a White Castle at 3:00 AM, the ever omniscient Colonel Crave. My only regret is I did not have a camera to capture this moment in history. No man, since M. Bision, stood so firm and tall, so dominant as the great Colonel Crave. His knee high jack boots screamed respect. His navy blue poofy at the top pants said “I’m human.” His light brown Boy Scout shirt advised caution. His leather shoulder holster where he kept his spare change hinted at his stern efficiency. His hair was Jesus like.
I have officially joined Colonel Crave’s Crave Patrol as shown by the official Crave Patrol seal, designed by Rory, proudly displayed on this webpage. I pledge my life to fight for all the Patrol stands for, which is mostly late night hamburgers. If you dare cross us we will not hesitate to enact the final RETRIBUTION of leaving an old tub of cottage cheese next to your car.
We may be small in numbers now, but our ranks are growing and soon a new era will be upon us. If you wish to join us download the seal here, http://www.kurtkneller.com/img/seal.gif. Wear it proudly, put it on your shirt, display it at your place of business, and most importantly keep it in your heart.
¡Viva la Crave Patrol!
We will ride with Col. Crave to time’s very end. May no man go without his nightly burgers and no car be left without an overturned tub of cottage cheese. For the Colonel, our Lord and Master!